RAMEN!

MAKE DINNER LIKE A LAZY ASIAN MOM!

1 badass ramen kit of choice
Sum green onions, chopped.
Sum mushrooms, quartered.
1/3 block 'o tofu, chopped.
Sum bean sprouts.
1 egg.

BOIL WATER. PUT IN NOODLES, PACKET, VEGGIES, TOFU.
COOK 'TIL THINGS R DUN.
ADD EGG.
STIR AND SLURP!

The Dough-nuts in the Dumpster

I owe a man some money, but I didn't have it. Instead of killing me he invited my brother and I to partake in his massive bag of dough-nuts that he and his friend had plucked from a dumpster.

Later, after the stomach crept up on me in bed, I thought to myself "They have poisoned them to kill raccoons."

The best dough-nuts I have ever eaten.

Burn it down.

This, is an outrage.

Sometimes my mind is blown; just completely enraged at the world. It breaks my head in two all the time, and all I want to do is not be here. The fucking everything doesn't work. It beats and beats and beats, the beast, over and over until there is nothing to eat. I mean eat and beat? Same difference right? You've all got your wheels and your fumes and you take and make what you want. You don't look at what you had or even ever really what you've got. Buying and selling the World you don't own. In fact, swallow this, you don't own shit. You are completely empty and broke. Wear your hats, make your love, follow death, fear it too, and when you get there and see it holding your hand... Ask not what God can do for your country, but what has God done? Or even, is God you? Or Satan, same and the won... Make believe it's not your fault. Tell them you care, but you just had to pay your bills. You'd like to give them back their hands and their childhood and no one is all evil right? But, what the fuck do I know. I am just a scared shitty man like you tucked away in his room only wanting a way out.


The moral of the story is...stop buying shit and live in the woods.