The Dough-nuts in the Dumpster

I owe a man some money, but I didn't have it. Instead of killing me he invited my brother and I to partake in his massive bag of dough-nuts that he and his friend had plucked from a dumpster.

Later, after the stomach crept up on me in bed, I thought to myself "They have poisoned them to kill raccoons."

The best dough-nuts I have ever eaten.

Burn it down.