19 March 2011

This place is a prison.

First, this is the my current most favorite piece of music ever that I have heard. It is Ligeti. Listen to it while you read.

I am reading One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich. You too should read it, and think hard about the fact that you are a wage-slave.

I recently had one of the most upsetting conversations that I have ever had with any human being.

Me: "What would happen if Walmart just disappeard?"

American: "There would just be another super-store to replace it in a few years"

Me: "Ok, well what would happen to the millions of people who work at Walmart?"

American: "They wouldn't have jobs!"

Me: "Well, what do you think they would do to fix that?"

American: "I dunno, they would probably leech off of the government..."

Me: "Thats it? That is their only option?"

American: "Well they could just roll over and die."

Me: "Ok, what would you do if you were one of those people?"

American: "I don't know. I'd probably start my own business."

Me: "Ok, so, for you that is your 'best case scenario', right? Why?"

American: "Because that has the most potential to benefit me."

Me: "What do you mean by that?"

Third party, witnessng the carnage chimes in: "It gives him the best chance to sustain where he currently is..."

American: "Yeah, that."

Me: "Hypothetically you work at Walmart, and we can assume you make a fair wage. You probably have a quarter acre lot, and a multi-bedroom house. Why, out of all the possible options, did you not even consider tilling your entire backyard and growing potatoes?"

American: "Because, potatoes don't make me any MONEY!!"

Me: "Rage."

The American then went on to explain that without a job he couldn't appreciate a few amenities and do some of the things that he likes to do. Like playing video games and working on cars.

I told him that he could build a generator out of car parts and build cars out of shit.

I was a bit nicer than that, but not too much nicer.

This entire conversation started because he was trying to tell the witnessing Third-Party that he was being ridiculous for wanting to move to Thailand after hearing about the Phosphorous shortage.